How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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