If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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