btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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