let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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