she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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