Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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