Will you blow on my dice?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
