In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
is that a dick in a sweater?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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