i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
