So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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