so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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