Pappa wants mamma naked
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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