she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
even my farts smell like vagina
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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