be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Drake has all the answers
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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