if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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