just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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