I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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