absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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