Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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