.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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