coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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