this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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