so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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