these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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