it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
