I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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