I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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