How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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