i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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