do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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