i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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