road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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