So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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