The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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