you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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