bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
