Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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