1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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