we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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