should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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