As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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