He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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