Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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