If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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