ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
