if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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