dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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