glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
