we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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