last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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