what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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