Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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