Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
